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Amazing

This is a work of art

hi

Hi.

This flash was ok.

The graphics weren't bad, there was sound, and it was animated ok.

But there were a lot of problems with it, though.

• The preloader didn't work, it loads all the way but the play button doesn't show up. :\ Except when I refresh the page it shows up then.
• Some black line in the center left shows up when 8-ball jumps at the beggining.
• There needs to be some better transition between the scenes, it ends a little abruptly.
• The "shut up and take it like a bitch" text is a little bit out of the screen.
• You should make the text non-selectable. (The "DONE!" at the end and the "CLOCK CREW BABY" thing)
• The thing with them shooting the energy-ball-thingies doesn't make any sense. :\

Other than that I think it was ok. :D

HoboPorn responds:

weird all those things you sayd to me, they don't happen when I play the movie. Hmmm.

Yeah it was suppose to be like 8-ball was abducting him...or..you?

anyways I spent like maybe an hour and a half doing this flash.

Only been in flash 2 months so i'm still learning :|

but thanks for the bugs you notice...even though they don't show up for me I have no idea how to fix them D:

Gah.

About the Crew Clock:

Stop.

Crew Clock is a stupid idea.

It was just a joke at first but then you guys HAD to continue with it and make it into something that's just irratating me.

Can't you guys just join the Clock Crew or something?

About the Flash itself:

Not bad.

It felt slow, though, and it wouldn't help to have a background.

The humor was kind of funny with the chatroom thing and the dancing, and it just didn't feel like it was presented well.

Meh.

ClockCommunist responds:

The problem is that there is way too many clocks. And people naturally want to join different crews.
Consider this flash entirely a joke.
Thanks for constructive criticism.

Magnificant.

Amazing.

Incredible.

Magmaxincredizingcantble.

NONE of those words are good enough to describe how great that flash was.

The graphics, so detailed to the last wrinkle on the wrinkle of the seed to the lower right of the wrinkle on the clock of the strawberry.

The sound made my ears fall off and fly away because it was so mindblowing.

Etc, etc, etc.

PirateClock responds:

it's was pretty swell!

<3

Magnificant.

The majestic beauty of this submission is overwhelming.

The graphics. So life-life you can almost FEEL the wrinkles on their forehead. So great.

The style. Unique, special, so mindblowingly stylish that my brain explodes just trying to comprehend the such different style then in this submission.

Violence. This is the most violentest thing I have ever seen. The gore, the PENIS-CHRINGING GORE! It is so disturbing that I will have nightmares for years.

Interactivity. The play button, so... INTERACTIVE!!!

Humor. Funny is not funny compared to how funny this is. The humor will leave ANYONE rolling on the floor with their ass running away and the shockwave of the humor giving everyone in a 5000 mile radius an orgasm in their brain.

Overall, this is GODLY.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Oh my.

Awesomeness.

Funny. Random. Stupid. Random. WTFing. Random.

I LIKE IT!

Lord-Sonx responds:

YEY!

You, my friend, WIN.

This is the funniest thing I have seen in MONTHS.

The graphics were sprites so that makes it a little lower, but the sprites were good.

The random and unexpectingly kind of style really got me laughing.

As for the sound, I absolutely loved the music, that "Let Him Go!" song thing was about the funniest song I have heard ever. The sound voice clips were a little weird at times but still ok.

The violence was violent, since Mario kept on getting shot, burnt, smashed, and whacked in the nuts.

The interactivity was standard cause there was only a play button.

The humor. It's too funny for words.

Overall, this is the best out of the Super Mario Lands, and will be one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

I think I just crapped my pants.

Cause I was laughing so hard!

Graphics - The doodle-ness is the besterz. And the FBF extra wasn't bad.
Style - Random stuff, choas, and random stuff, WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?
Sound - I <3 song.
Violence - YAY AT ASS-KICKING!
Interactivity - Play, stop, next frame, rewind, etc, all the stuff you need.
Humor - Funnah. EDN OF STORY.

Overall - Great movie.

Lord-Sonx responds:

Graphics - the FBF extra wasn't bad, it was good!
Style - WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? a dancing penguin!
Sound - I <3 song. yey
Violence - ass kickerage!
Interactivity - i cna reply to this woo!
Humor - yey

Overall - Great review.

Great movie!

I LOVE IT!

Good:
- Funny, funny, FUNNY!
- More random, just the way I like it.
- Song is great.
- Toast rules!

Bad:
- Seemed short for some reason.
- Way too pointless.

Great movie anyways!

5/5

Lord-Sonx responds:

thanx for the pro's!

it was like.. 3 mins in full
and pointless is fun

I actually loled at that.

Good:

- I can't believe TrashLock got a seizure!
- It was smoothly animated.
- The dialog wasn't bad.
- The "new movie" made me laugh.
- For some reason this moive is so funny to me...

Bad:

- A little short, but that's not a huge problem.

Keep up the good work and soon you'll get Daily Feature!

5/5

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