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Was that even rice?...
Graphics - Plain and simple, although the ground is looking good. Adding some clouds, and A MUCH better looking start menu place thing would help it.
Style - RICE!
Sound - One word: ADD SOUND.
Violence - Ricey go bye bye... :(
Interactivity - Good physics! Although jumping some of the gaps is too diffucult, and YOU CAN'T FREAKING START OVER AFTER YOU DIE, YOU HAVE TO REFRESH THE PAGE ALL OVER AGAIN!!!.... *clams down* ...
Humor - Rice seems to make me laugh.
Overall - RICE! :D
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This is the funniest thing I have seen in MONTHS.
The graphics were sprites so that makes it a little lower, but the sprites were good.
The random and unexpectingly kind of style really got me laughing.
As for the sound, I absolutely loved the music, that "Let Him Go!" song thing was about the funniest song I have heard ever. The sound voice clips were a little weird at times but still ok.
The violence was violent, since Mario kept on getting shot, burnt, smashed, and whacked in the nuts.
The interactivity was standard cause there was only a play button.
The humor. It's too funny for words.
Overall, this is the best out of the Super Mario Lands, and will be one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.
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"I think I just crapped my pants."
Cause I was laughing so hard!
Graphics - The doodle-ness is the besterz. And the FBF extra wasn't bad.
Style - Random stuff, choas, and random stuff, WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?
Sound - I <3 song.
Violence - YAY AT ASS-KICKING!
Interactivity - Play, stop, next frame, rewind, etc, all the stuff you need.
Humor - Funnah. EDN OF STORY.
Overall - Great movie.
Author's Response:
Graphics - the FBF extra wasn't bad, it was good!
Style - WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? a dancing penguin!
Sound - I <3 song. yey
Violence - ass kickerage!
Interactivity - i cna reply to this woo!
Humor - yey
Overall - Great review.
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I LOVE IT!
Good:
- Funny, funny, FUNNY!
- More random, just the way I like it.
- Song is great.
- Toast rules!
Bad:
- Seemed short for some reason.
- Way too pointless.
Great movie anyways!
5/5
Author's Response:
thanx for the pro's!
it was like.. 3 mins in full
and pointless is fun
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IN ENGILSH:
Nice translator!
Good:
- Translates well.
- For some reaosn it makes me laugh.
- I like the music.
- The look of the translator ain't half bad.
Bad:
- You can't trans;ate from 1337 to english.
- The music gets annoying after a while.
- This isn't much, maybe a set of translators all in one flash would be a good idea.
Inprove on the thing, and this will be a great game!
3/5
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3/5
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Good:
- I can't believe TrashLock got a seizure!
- It was smoothly animated.
- The dialog wasn't bad.
- The "new movie" made me laugh.
- For some reason this moive is so funny to me...
Bad:
- A little short, but that's not a huge problem.
Keep up the good work and soon you'll get Daily Feature!
5/5
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Good:
- The graphics aren't bad...or good.
- The music isn't bad.
- Small file size = no loading times.
Bad:
- The fact it's only 0.6Kb might get it blammed. Which brings me to a question...
- How the hell is this 0.6Kb?!?!?!
- The animation wan't very good.
Not a bad game, though.
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Have you heard of MouseKeys? If you use those wisely, you can still cheat, but on every level other than the first...
Good:
- Creative levels, I like them.
- Good music.
- The mouse trial thing is a nice touch.
Bad:
- You can still cheat by using Mouse Keys.
- In the first part of the game where you choose if you want music on and off and mouse trail or no mouse trail, it goes in reverse, the on is the off and vice versa.
- Needs more levels.
- Could there be like short mini-games or extra features?
5/5
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*right clicks*
*clicks on END*
Too easy....
I like the style, the obstacles were kinda creative, and I liked the music.
Some things you can improve are to make more levels, maybe add more variety of obstacles, and fix the fact you can cheat by right-clicking and then clicking the END button.
Good game anyways.
3/5
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Good:
- I can't get enough of WRYYYYYYYYY.
- Smooth animation.
- Everything else I can't remember right now...
Bad:
- Kinda short.
- The sound hurt my ears a little.
This really is the best thing I seen all day...
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