Score: 10

"A masterpiece"

submission: On the Bridge 44

date: October 21, 2007

This beats all the other episodes by a billion miles gdffgdfdgds

Score: 10

"Amazing"

submission: Zipstyke goes for a walk

date: September 6, 2007

This is a work of art

Score: 10

"Oh great now my perspective's messed up."

submission: Trichloroacetic

date: June 9, 2007

That's some trippy shit, Floppy.

Although in the near-center of the thing there is a line missing so when the loop repeats the line appears out of nowhere and it's sort of bothering.

Score: 5

"hi"

submission: 8 clock!?

date: October 6, 2006

Hi.

This flash was ok.

The graphics weren't bad, there was sound, and it was animated ok.

But there were a lot of problems with it, though.

• The preloader didn't work, it loads all the way but the play button doesn't show up. :\ Except when I refresh the page it shows up then.
• Some black line in the center left shows up when 8-ball jumps at the beggining.
• There needs to be some better transition between the scenes, it ends a little abruptly.
• The "shut up and take it like a bitch" text is a little bit out of the screen.
• You should make the text non-selectable. (The "DONE!" at the end and the "CLOCK CREW BABY" thing)
• The thing with them shooting the energy-ball-thingies doesn't make any sense. :\

Other than that I think it was ok. :D

Score: 6

"Gah."

submission: Introducing, R3R!

date: September 19, 2006

About the Crew Clock:

Stop.

Crew Clock is a stupid idea.

It was just a joke at first but then you guys HAD to continue with it and make it into something that's just irratating me.

Can't you guys just join the Clock Crew or something?

About the Flash itself:

Not bad.

It felt slow, though, and it wouldn't help to have a background.

The humor was kind of funny with the chatroom thing and the dancing, and it just didn't feel like it was presented well.

Meh.

Score: 10

"Magnificant."

submission: Sbc does Asia

date: August 26, 2006

Amazing.

Incredible.

Magmaxincredizingcantble.

NONE of those words are good enough to describe how great that flash was.

The graphics, so detailed to the last wrinkle on the wrinkle of the seed to the lower right of the wrinkle on the clock of the strawberry.

The sound made my ears fall off and fly away because it was so mindblowing.

Etc, etc, etc.

Score: 10

"Magnificant."

submission: Eusebio: A Review

date: August 19, 2006

The majestic beauty of this submission is overwhelming.

The graphics. So life-life you can almost FEEL the wrinkles on their forehead. So great.

The style. Unique, special, so mindblowingly stylish that my brain explodes just trying to comprehend the such different style then in this submission.

Violence. This is the most violentest thing I have ever seen. The gore, the PENIS-CHRINGING GORE! It is so disturbing that I will have nightmares for years.

Interactivity. The play button, so... INTERACTIVE!!!

Humor. Funny is not funny compared to how funny this is. The humor will leave ANYONE rolling on the floor with their ass running away and the shockwave of the humor giving everyone in a 5000 mile radius an orgasm in their brain.

Overall, this is GODLY.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Score: 9

"Oh my."

submission: Amateur Minute 7

date: August 18, 2006

Awesomeness.

Funny. Random. Stupid. Random. WTFing. Random.

I LIKE IT!

Score: 8

"Ha."

submission: Pico's School

date: April 30, 2006

Didn't expect you to resubmit Pico's School. It's still a good game, though.

The story is simplistic, but in a good way.

The style of death, gore and violence is...interesting.

The music is good. But the sound gets a little annoying a little.

Violence! Yay!

The ending is funny. :P

Overall, a classic.

P.S. Is something special gonna happen today? Because people on the BBS say something bout a new layout or something. :\

Score: 10

"It defines "amazing.""

submission: Nimian Flyer Legends

date: January 28, 2006

First, let me say that the 3D-graphics in this game is WAY (and I mean WAY) above ANYTHING I have seen on Newgrounds....ANYTHING.

The style is mysterious, dream-like (or at least it seems like to me) and the strange feel for complete freedom just too mysterious yet amazing for words.

The sound is great, or at least from my view. The smooth nature sounds just take me, and the water is sounds great also, there's even a sound for when you fall into the water!

The violence is...well...violent! The death of the way the bosses die is violent, also.

Interactivity. I can't explain it. It just...woah. The way the things burn when you blow fire on them, the trees, everything that appears in htis is just awe-inspiring.

There isn't much humor in this thing, but the names of those bosses somehow seemed funny.

Overall, I just...LOVE THIS GAME.